Update: Laurence Fox (cock), Sainsbury’s, London 0 Gin 4

Just a quick one.

As you know, we do Brandalism to put some people in their places. However, we have two new products this week made out of love and admiration.

The first is our London 0 Gin 4 Gin. It’s a dry, Yorkshire Gin and is an homage to Paul Heaton of Housemartins and Beautiful South fame. He is a man who offered his royalties to the government (they refused them) and was the first, without fanfare, to offer free gigs to NHS staff. Throughout his career he has campaigned for higher taxes and wrote the immortal line, Phil Collins must die.

Sadly, law dictates this product can only be sold and sent within the UK.  Once more, Kerry, our unqualified legal counsel from Belfast is prepared to drive to the Republic of Ireland in exchange for Taytos.  (Those of you not from Ireland probably have no idea what I’m on about).

And if you are wondering who Paul Heaton and or London 0 Hull 4 is, whack it on your streaming service.  The Housemartins were better than The Smiths, and Heaton has never been a racist prick…

Every other Christmas Heaton does a HOPE for Christmas gig with the monies going to causes of great solidarity, not charity. The main beneficiaries have normally been mental health causes, Antfascist organisations and food charities- with gig goers bringing donations.

The best bit about this bottle is he has kind of given tacit agreement. Although Old Red Eyes no longer partakes in the booze, as I understand it, Mr Collins (our handsome and troubled patron) regularly swaps football tips and small gossip with Mr Heaton and at the end of their last conversation, Mr Collins told Heaton we were doing a London 0 Hull 4 related bottle. And then put the phone down before Mr Heaton could say no.

With there being no gigs this year, we will donate the proceeds to a Manchester foodbank. It’s a cracking, sexy bottle of boutique Gin from those clever swines at Trade Union Pale Ale. Once more we are indebted to those beer swilling, red sods for their skill, dedication and all round sexual endeavours.

Deliveries from Monday,,

Laurence Fox is a bit of a cock

Lord Snooty of the acting profession, Laurence Fox, continues to stand up for the rights of folks like himself. Yes, the terribly posh plonker has been going hell for leather against progressive causes and the other day took aim at the supermarket Sainsbury’s for promoting Black History Month.  Outraged Fox tweeted the supermarket that he would no longer be shopping there. Sainsbury’s, who have actually struggled of late, were happy to accept his boycott. So, in honour of Laurence Fox being a cock, we have made a sexy T-shirt promoting the overpriced Supermarket and we will give £7 from each T-shirt sale to a cause promoting the health, well being and or history of black Britons.

American Antifa T-shirt

Antifa simply means against fascism. If you are against Antifascism, you are a fascist.

Enter AMERICA at the check out for your 10% discount. Comes in black and in white.

It’s Brandalism or Barbarism. Keep well, keep safe

xx