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Latest from the shed, TUFAC Xmas Ale, New Pin Badges and Discounts!

Good afternoon, Some of you may have read the (hardly) shocking news we took last Friday off work to get bladdered and celebrate the news that President Trump’s supporters had taken up residence inside a dildo shop. What followed was a wild lockdown shed party for one with Gin,   inoperable Betamax Kung Fu movies, lunchtime kebab rolls, fag butts, …

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TUFAC in the news, Flag waving, 2000 likes, signed book, Nev’s hygiene updated

There was considerable excitement in the shed the other day when our Twitter account hit 2,000 likes. Most of them approvingly, probably. We’re most grateful, especially considering we are actually here by default. I wont go into the gory details or the offer from Mary and Tom to come and bathe Nev. Suffice to say …

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No heavy petting for Bono, an (alleged) artist’s impression, plus a discount

Last week’s email caused a sensation with not one, but two people tweeting us seeking clarification over its content. Yes, we can confirm, we will be bringing our fully automated alcohol consumption to Ireland (virus and weather permitting), before the end of the year. Or in the new-year. Our international travel secretary, ‘Fat Dave’, has …

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