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Latest from the shed, TUFAC Xmas Ale, New Pin Badges and Discounts!

Good afternoon, Some of you may have read the (hardly) shocking news we took last Friday off work to get bladdered and celebrate the news that President Trump’s supporters had taken up residence inside a dildo shop. What followed was a wild lockdown shed party for one with Gin,   inoperable Betamax Kung Fu movies, lunchtime kebab rolls, fag butts, …

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Limited Edition Print, discount, film review, hand pleasure gel and radio orange

Good afternoon Monday’s email was very well received by most of you. One person did complain however that it had “smutty” and “leftist” undertones. Don’t worry, he’s barred. He was only shopping for tea towels anyway. We see it as our unholy duty to keep you not just amused but also up-to date with the …

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