Good moaning lovers. Some of you may be unaware that England are through to the semi finals of the European Championship football/soccer tournament type thing that is happening everywhere but in AB’s mum’s house. Mrs AB has had a right strop-on since after the England versus Scotland game. She had made the lads who went …
TUFAC in boozy, booze related beating at the Beefeater Read More »
Greetings Just a short missive. We’re pleased to bring you a new Gin, the fantastic Che Guevara Gin. It’s 40% ABV, distilled in Yorkshire with (among other things) Thyme, Rosemary & Grapefruit. It’s a boutique Gin. The red colouring is for effect only. So I’m told. It forms part of our Brigadista Range (the beer is …
We’ve got a new Gin for you. It’s called the Che Guevara 100% Revolutionary Read More »
Good morning, Depending on how much alcohol we consume and how depressed or amorous we become, this may be our last email this year. I know that for some of you we are your only source for compressed updates about the lives of those in the TUFAC shed. And until such time as Nev gets …
Our blow by blow account of the past 12 months plus usual nonsense Read More »
Good moaning/afternoon, depending on where you are or what time you got out of bed. Those of you that have been receiving these missives for an extended period of boredom will be aware that we often ask how we can help you to help others etc, etc. Having listened to you, we have made, we …
Good moaning from the shed. I’d like to say we’re working today, but the baby Jesus says ‘no’ to shenanigans on a Sunday and instead we are cleaning up after Nev and AB had a ‘massive’ rave party in a child’s paddling pool that Flat Stanley found at the tip and brought back to the …
Just a follow up from last week’s long-winded, drunken email. After much deliberation and discussion, we can confirm Party for the Partisans will go ahead (government decisions permitting) in January. The deciding factor is that we should strive to show solidarity with live music venues and that all artists’ have agreed to smaller fees. The …
Northern Republic, London 0 Gin 4, Party for the Partisans, Beer Read More »
We haven’t sent an email for a while as we were engulfed with sadness, anger, lust and cheese sandwiches for the past week or so. Our dear friend Romano Colombini received a lot of publicity in Italy with his passing and much was made in his home of Brescia of his relationship with us. So …
Update: New pin supporting women’s football, discounts, Gin and disco Read More »
Last week’s email caused a sensation with not one, but two people tweeting us seeking clarification over its content. Yes, we can confirm, we will be bringing our fully automated alcohol consumption to Ireland (virus and weather permitting), before the end of the year. Or in the new-year. Our international travel secretary, ‘Fat Dave’, has …
No heavy petting for Bono, an (alleged) artist’s impression, plus a discount Read More »
Good afternoon Monday’s email was very well received by most of you. One person did complain however that it had “smutty” and “leftist” undertones. Don’t worry, he’s barred. He was only shopping for tea towels anyway. We see it as our unholy duty to keep you not just amused but also up-to date with the …
Limited Edition Print, discount, film review, hand pleasure gel and radio orange Read More »