Good moaning from the shed. I’d like to say we’re working today, but the baby Jesus says ‘no’ to shenanigans on a Sunday and instead we are cleaning up after Nev and AB had a ‘massive’ rave party in a child’s paddling pool that Flat Stanley found at the tip and brought back to the …
Just a follow up from last week’s long-winded, drunken email. After much deliberation and discussion, we can confirm Party for the Partisans will go ahead (government decisions permitting) in January. The deciding factor is that we should strive to show solidarity with live music venues and that all artists’ have agreed to smaller fees. The …
Northern Republic, London 0 Gin 4, Party for the Partisans, Beer Read More »
Good afternoon, Some of you may have read the (hardly) shocking news we took last Friday off work to get bladdered and celebrate the news that President Trump’s supporters had taken up residence inside a dildo shop. What followed was a wild lockdown shed party for one with Gin, inoperable Betamax Kung Fu movies, lunchtime kebab rolls, fag butts, …
Latest from the shed, TUFAC Xmas Ale, New Pin Badges and Discounts! Read More »
Just a quick one. As you know, we do Brandalism to put some people in their places. However, we have two new products this week made out of love and admiration. The first is our London 0 Gin 4 Gin. It’s a dry, Yorkshire Gin and is an homage to Paul Heaton of Housemartins and …
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For those of you who follow the ‘minnows’ of the beautiful game, this weekend shall no doubt be a mixture of confusion and sadness: The above guidance on football attendance probably makes you wish you never got promoted last season. As it happens, we here at TUFAC Towers are definitely on the side of scientists …
Goodbye old friends, FLASH SALE, Pantomime cancelled etc Read More »
We haven’t sent an email for a while as we were engulfed with sadness, anger, lust and cheese sandwiches for the past week or so. Our dear friend Romano Colombini received a lot of publicity in Italy with his passing and much was made in his home of Brescia of his relationship with us. So …
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Greetings, Just a quick one: The Spanish Republican Gin has sold so well we have had to order more. I suppose we should, at this stage, remind you to drink it responsibly. Once the new batch is gone, that will be it. Fleg Dispute The TUFAC flag should be with those who ordered it by next …
Spanish Republican Gin, Big Night Out in London, Delivery Updates… Read More »
There was considerable excitement in the shed the other day when our Twitter account hit 2,000 likes. Most of them approvingly, probably. We’re most grateful, especially considering we are actually here by default. I wont go into the gory details or the offer from Mary and Tom to come and bathe Nev. Suffice to say …
TUFAC in the news, Flag waving, 2000 likes, signed book, Nev’s hygiene updated Read More »
Good afternoon/evening, Firstly, we should welcome the 129 new people who’ve joined the mailing list since our last email a week ago. Many of them have received last week’s email within the last few days as it is now done automatically when they shop with us, request to go on the list or Nev manages to hack into their Tinder …
First of all, we won’t be mentioning Dominic Cummings in this email. We think it would be unfair to mock the afflicted. Though to be fair, we do think he is a bit of a tosser. Towels and vodka As I write this, for some reason HRH Prince William is on the tellybox talking about …
Cuban-Connolly football shirt, Key Ring palava, new product discount code Read More »