Month: April 2020

No heavy petting for Bono, an (alleged) artist’s impression, plus a discount

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Last week’s email caused a sensation with not one, but two people tweeting us seeking clarification over its content. Yes, we can confirm, we will be bringing our fully automated alcohol consumption to Ireland (virus and weather permitting), before the end of the year. Or in the new-year. Our international travel secretary, ‘Fat Dave’, has …

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Celebrate the anniversary of Italian liberation with 10% off our Partisan range

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Hello, Tomorrow is the 75th anniversary of the liberation of Italy from the Nazi-fascist axis. TUFAC had hoped to be in Italy with our friends in Livorno and Brescia to commemorate the occasion (and also watch football), but have not been able to. We often make a donation to the Associazione Nazionale Partigiani d’Italia (ANPI) to help …

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Limited Edition Print, discount, film review, hand pleasure gel and radio orange

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Good afternoon Monday’s email was very well received by most of you. One person did complain however that it had “smutty” and “leftist” undertones. Don’t worry, he’s barred. He was only shopping for tea towels anyway. We see it as our unholy duty to keep you not just amused but also up-to date with the …

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